a series of unfortunate events

so after my fire incidnent, i thought i was scott free of accidents. HA!

so wednesday after the fire incident, my garage door opener stopped working. so the only way to get it open would be to unhook the large metal bar that hooks the garage door to the chain track. since i am smart, i left the bar attached to the door, hanging. today i went to open the garage door to let my dog out, and the 10 pound bar came flying and clocked me in the head. now i got a small deep gash on my eye.

i thought you were supposed to get smarter as time passed.