A Hilarious post on the 70's Christian movie, "Theif in the Night" from Letters from Kamp Krusty. I was laughing at the ten things he learned from this movie. Read the full article here.
I learned a lot from that movie:
1) Ronald McDonald is going to escort me to Hell.
2) If I ever walk in a room, and it's empty, but something's "on" -- like a kitchen radio -- it's because everyone's been taken to heaven except me, and now it's too late, and I'll never see my family again. And how YOU doin'?
3) Anyone driving a white van is trying to snatch people. (Probably true, actually.)
4) ...and they're from the U.N. (Also probably true.)
5) The more pronounced the sideburns, the less likely one will be raptured.
6) In the end times, the evil guys masquerade as harmless, good guys, and they'll subtly do this by wearing a red armband.
7) ...and then holding me down as they tattoo my forehead.
8) I don't really want to go to McDonald's anymore, but
9) I think Grimace, who was nowhere to be seen in the movie, will be raptured.
10) Little kids like me can watch movies in church, as long as they're blood-curdling frightening.
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